6 Ways You Know..

Lately it has been freaking pot luck city at work. Since I’m avoiding the festivities, and opting for the healthier options, I thought I’d document 6 things I’ve recently noticed about working in a corporate/cubicle/call center environment. If you can think of anything else to add, go on ahead!

This list of 6 observations doesn’t have a title…Feel free to get namin’:

1. You more than likely can survive without ever needing to bring/buy your own lunch. One of the teams will be having a pot-luck. Guaranteed.

2. You can always have free dessert, too. There is sure to be a cake somewhere, for people celebrating God knows what.

3. When walking anywhere on the floor you notice somebody with years of tenure, and a solid case of “chair butt”, and say a little prayer hoping you’ll never end up like that.

4. You try to do squats and other “desk friendly” exercises. That lasts about 2 seconds. You might even try working while standing up all day. This will last more than 2 seconds, but not more than 2 days. You surmise that someday, you will have “chair butt”, and you will cross that bridge when you get to it.

5. Oh shit, I think I have “chair butt”.

6. You decide to go on a diet. People think you’re crazy for bringing your lunch, you know… since your team is having a potluck.

 

Does This Chair Make My Butt Look Big??

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3 thoughts on “6 Ways You Know..

  1. Anonymous says:

    I love those chairs in what City are they located? I would like to take a photo seated in them, and yes they make your butt look big.

  2. Oh my goodness…hilarious. And WHERE are those chairs? haha Makes me SO glad I have a super active job…yikes. But being Baptist, there’s always tons of potluck and desserts to be had on Sundays and Wednesdays, too… ;) Desserts and donuts…yep.

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